What would your dog say

Working with the rescue, I see a ton of placement ads all the time. You know, "high energy dog, loves to play, good with other dogs and kids, no cats please." That kind of thing.

Ever wonder what your dog would say about you? I think mine would say:

Low energy female, very loving and cuddly when she manages to get off the couch (or let you on it). Mostly enjoys being indoors but will take you out if you show the desire. Not very social with other humans (sometimes exhibits random aggression) but good with most animals. Decent leadership qualities, likable, but often needs encouragement to play and have fun. Likes to feel needed. Can tug on leash when frustrated, but good leash manners overall. Less confusing than many humans regarding what she wants, but could use a little work. Will occassionally prepare food and forget to put it on the floor. Really good at scratching.